I was in the mall today with my mom (Big mistake, shopping with women), and she was taking like a year and a day, walking in and out of stores, buying nothing at all. Ain’t nobody got time for that. I could be doing something productive, damnit. So in the middle of my boredom, I poke her with my water bottle, and she just starts snapping at me. Word? I went into full “Fuck you” mode, and started mocking her. I give no fucks. Then I started pacing around the store, because I’m bored, annoyed, and impatient. This man approaches me, and he’s like “Aye, young brotha, can I tell you somethin?” and I replied “No you cannot.” He starts mumbling something about respecting my mother, to which I replied “SHUT UUUUUUP.” The end.